The Pot Smoker's Guide to the Galaxy

Attention Government Subversives and other Fascist Bastards: This time, YOU read the fine print. You are not welcome here. You are loathsome parasites, and we sincerely hope your legs grow together--individually or collectively. Get a real job doing something productive, or take a leave-of-absence to educate yourselves about freedom, individual rights and keeping your nose out of other peoples' business. You will be the first with your backs against the wall when the revolution comes. Kindly piss off. Your mama. Regards, The Editorial Staff


What is Pot? A vivid, factual, objective narrative concerning the Cannabis plant The War on Weed The axiomatic truths you miss watching CNN Effects of Marijuana on the Carbon-Based Biped What does doobie do? A scientific essay examining the effects of THC on you and me Procuring Pot How to hook up anywhere in the world; also, how not to get busted hooking up Pot Price Guide Weed Futures and Black Market Shopper's Companion; Weedy Weights and Measures How to Smoke Pot The authoritive, legendary layman's guide to mind expansion, plus bongs, pipes, joints and various other means of ingestion explained Maryjane and John Law Legal references and red tape concerning Nazi Jack-booted Police Thugs, Terrocrats and other uniformed, mind-controlling criminals and con-artists Hiding Your Weed Stashing your stash and keeping what's yours Cooked with Cannabis The Official Pot-Smoker's Guide to the Galaxy Cookbook--Weedy eats, treats and confections from Munchie Guru Bill Cannabinoid Marijuana and Music One makes the other better-- The symbiosis explained; links to online music, brain candy and other sources of harmonious, gratuitous mirth and uninhibited merriment. Coming soon: Streaming audio, The Pot-Smoker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio and THC-Tunes from Mostly Harmless--The Official Band of Earth Marijuana Movies Films about, by or pertaining to pot Marijuana has played a huge role, either directly or indirectly in most film productions, but has yet to be nominated for a major award Paraphernalia Engineering 101 How to put together your Secret Utility Kit Advanced Paraphernalia Engineering Better Bongs and Gardens Simple projects teach you how to build functional pot paraphernalia from inexpensive and disposable household items Help me, I'm freaking, dude! "The Paranoids" as a possible side effect of pot, now with streaming RealAudio narration and music Beat the Munchies Curbing Cannabis induced Carb Cravings Short Term Memory...uh...stuff We can't remember where this link goes Stoned Things for Fun People Games and toys for weedy people Weed Etiquette Generally accepted guidelines for congregate consumption When to Say When How to know when you've had plenty Recommended Reading Guide approved literature to free your mind Weedy Links Sites we dig From Whom it Concerned Letters of appreciation and outrage Reread the Disclaimer If you can't remember it

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