|The Munchies are an inevitable part of smoking pot. It
is one of the wide and varied medicinal purposes which attracts the ill
and helps to insure the market in Angel Food Cake Futures. At any moment
while under the influence of marijuana, a sudden unbidden urge to eat may
rear its head and yelp in the specific direction of the kitchen, or on
occasion the pizza section of the Yellow Pages. For as long as people have
been smoking pot, they have been seeking a cure for the munchies.
There is a cure.
Yea, there is remedy.
Verily, I say unto you - thou shalt smite the onus that evinces improvident hungering when thou doth imbibe thy herb.